No, a different awful thing.
The strap to my purse broke.
I found a suitable replacement and then went about the daunting task of cleaning out my purse. You will not BELIEVE what I found in there.
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Here's what was in my purse.
- Four pens (which is incredible since I can never find one in there.)
- Notebook I use to keep track of thank you notes I have to write (...um, sorry you haven't gotten a thank you note if you're waiting on one)
- Full size bottle of acetaminophen
- Unopened bottle of Mio Water "Enhancer"
- Pack of gum (with most of the gum spilled out on the bottom of my purse)
- Sunglasses
- Tissue pocket pack
- Five receipts (probably why I can never get my check book to balance)
- Ten gum wrappers
- Four pieces of unwrapped gum
- Four pieces of wrapped gum
- More acetaminophen (must have been a realllllly bad headache)
- Coupon for face cream
- Book of deposit slips (unused...big surprise)
- Three different bottles of hand sanitizer
- One deck of cards (does anyone else always carry this around.
- Pen light
- USB cable for iPod
- Small accordion folder for coupons
- Three loose coupons
- Three-pack of travel-sized Tums
- Package of six wine charms (missing 2)
- 42 loose hair ties
- Package that once contained 50 hair ties
- Two tampons
- Two Tide stain sticks
- Phone charger for the car (does not work)
- iPod Touch in Vera Bradley carrying case
- Change purse containing 6 pennies
- Purse hanger (which never really worked)
- 69 cents in loose change
- Pill minder
- Song list for a mass I sang
- Travel-sized bottle of Advil
- Four prenatal vitamins (NO, I AM NOT PREGNANT. This just goes to show how long it has been since I cleaned out my purse.)
- Car keys
- "I Dined Out for Life" Sticker (This event was in April.)
- Two chapsticks
- Paper clip
- Savings account ledger (Unused...big surprise.)
- Business card
- Paper dolls in an envelope (what?)
- Two mints
- USB cable for camera
- Wallet
- Money envelope from the bank (Empty...big surprise)
- Old shopping list
- Auxiliary cable for car
- Computer charger
- Book of matches
- Button from pair of pants
- Package of anti-scratch films for iPhone
- Copy of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Yes, the entire book was in my purse.)
- Wallet (This one only has frequent buyer cards in it. And it's full)
- Two different "brag books" (small photo albums with pictures of The Incredible Hulk)
- Two unopened wet wipes
- One thank you card (Again...sorry I haven't written you a thank you card if you are waiting on one.)
Gee. I wonder why the purse hanger wouldn't work.
What about you, mommies? What do you carry around in your purse? Or does anyone forgo the purse all together and just carry a diaper bag?
^ wow nice spam message haha
ReplyDeleteI carry a lot of random electronics in my purse. and two bottles of prenatals. one gummy and one chewable... hmm. should probably sort that out
This is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWhen I had littles I had a wrist-let and a phone that tucked into the diaper bag which was a backpack. When I don't have to carry diapers, my purse is out of hand, I found an unwrapped tampon with skittles and a "Ni-hao Kai-lan" sticker stuck to it once.